#dirtydisneyconfessions

(via swashbucklingwanderers)

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“Every time I watch Pocahontas I think about doing dirty things to her, specifically ripping the branches off Grandmother Willow and shoving them up her vagina.”

dirtydisneyconfessions:

It’s that time again!

Choices are:

Ariel 

Elastigirl

Jessica Rabbit

Ready?

omg so impossible

Kill Ariel - where’s the vagina? also the whole underwater thing is difficult

Fuck Jessica Rabbit — Smokin hot, not marrying bc the beastiality thing might be tricky

Marry Elastigirl —- always had a super crush on super MILF

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I have no problem with all the Disney princesses having a full-fledged orgy.”

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I’ve always felt that for some reason Kim Possible is the sexiest bitch alive, i wouldn’t mind showing her my honey badger ;D”

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I’ve always wondered how mermaids have sex. It really bothers me how I don’t know.”

Nevermind, maybe one more. Thanks Erica

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I just want to put my face in Esmeralda’s boobs and go PTBHBHPTHBHBHPTHTBH”

(via notmybellatrixyoubitch)