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    #dirtydisneyconfessions

    #dirtydisneyconfessions

    — 2 years ago with 1 note
    dirtydisneyconfessions:

“Every time I watch Pocahontas I think about doing dirty things to her, specifically ripping the branches off Grandmother Willow and shoving them up her vagina.”

    dirtydisneyconfessions:

    Every time I watch Pocahontas I think about doing dirty things to her, specifically ripping the branches off Grandmother Willow and shoving them up her vagina.”

    — 2 years ago with 19 notes
    Fuck, Kill, Marry

    dirtydisneyconfessions:

    It’s that time again!

    Choices are:

    Ariel 

    Elastigirl

    Jessica Rabbit

    Ready?

    omg so impossible

    Kill Ariel - where’s the vagina? also the whole underwater thing is difficult

    Fuck Jessica Rabbit — Smokin hot, not marrying bc the beastiality thing might be tricky

    Marry Elastigirl —- always had a super crush on super MILF

    — 2 years ago with 77 notes
    dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I have no problem with all the Disney princesses having a full-fledged orgy.”

    dirtydisneyconfessions:

    I have no problem with all the Disney princesses having a full-fledged orgy.”

    — 2 years ago with 49 notes
    dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I’ve always felt that for some reason Kim Possible is the sexiest bitch alive, i wouldn’t mind showing her my honey badger ;D”

    dirtydisneyconfessions:

    I’ve always felt that for some reason Kim Possible is the sexiest bitch alive, i wouldn’t mind showing her my honey badger ;D”

    — 2 years ago with 8 notes
    dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I’ve always wondered how mermaids have sex. It really bothers me how I don’t know.”

    dirtydisneyconfessions:

    I’ve always wondered how mermaids have sex. It really bothers me how I don’t know.”

    — 2 years ago with 697 notes
    Nevermind, maybe one more. Thanks Erica


dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I just want to put my face in Esmeralda’s boobs and go PTBHBHPTHBHBHPTHTBH”

    Nevermind, maybe one more. Thanks Erica

    dirtydisneyconfessions:

    I just want to put my face in Esmeralda’s boobs and go PTBHBHPTHBHBHPTHTBH”

    — 2 years ago with 187 notes